LANGUAGE TRANSLATORS
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Description
You’re at a Prague pharmacy. The $300 translator just rendered “I’m allergic to peanuts” as “I enjoy peanuts very much.” The pharmacist is reaching for the wrong shelf. Stevie J walks the whole carnival: the duty-free gadgets that become paperweights, the “lifetime internet” that quietly expires, the $20 AI assistant outperforming every device on the shelf, and the servers in Beijing logging your business meeting. Pocketalk, Vasco, Timekettle, Fluentalk, Google, DeepL, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, ranked honestly. Read it before your next trip.




